Hello there… Come in and make yourself at home. Have a drink on the house. Enjoy the ambiance of my humble abode.

So you came lookin for me eh? Well I hope you aren't disappointed. I hate to disappoint my guests.

Some people say you can get by with a handshake and a smile, I say you can get by better with a handshake, a smile, and a gun.

I hope you have fun while you’re here because who knows if you'll ever get out alive.

Just kiddin… or am I?

I digress. So what'd you want to know about me eh? If you're really interested hit the link below at the bottom of the page and

Remember never get involved in anything where you can feel the heat coming around the corner that you can't walk out on in thirty seconds... that includes women! If you want to get Capone then you had better start doing things the right way the Chicago way... If his guy brings a knife you bring a gun if he sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue... Thats the Chicago way. Why do I got to be Mr Pink why can't I be Mr Black? Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy. You know what they call a Big Mac in Paris? No what La Big Mac and do you know what they call a quarter pounder in France? They don't call it a quater pounder? No man they got the metric system over there nah they call it a Royal with cheese... A Royal with cheese! Your itallian right... I watch a lot of history channel you know shit like that. Well did you know that a long time ago the Mors invaded Itally... Eh eh! and the Mors were niggers! Now the Itallians back then had blue eyes and blonde hair now what amazes me is that the Mors did so much fuckin with Itallian women that that nigger gene still exists to this day which is why Itallians have dark hair and darker skin! Now Eh eh this is a fact... Your great great great great grandmother fucked a nigger and now you... you're all part Eggplant! Now tell me... am I lying?

Its all about the money, sex, and power

Main Director of the GPRG Inc.